Morning snatch sniffers!

What's the plannage then?

Tonight I have a double birthday celebration thing, tomorrow more packing and chucking and dinner in the eve and Sunday shopping for specs with my stylist, followed by a lovely big meal and drinks

Absolutely no culture this weekend and very happy about it

After all this talk of KFC I just don't know if I can resist. Gonna be right out on the town tonight and I knoooow I'm gonna want it when I'm all junk and fallin over

YOU?

yes, i'm going to want it too..

Tonight, I'm going to lie almost completely still on the sofa whilst low quality television soothes my aching soul.

Tomorrow we're looking at sideboards (it's a new hobby: sideboard watching), picking up wedding rings and going out for dinner.

On Sunday we'll probably have some sort of nice outing somewhere, and in the evening I very much hope to take the missus up the wrong 'un.

Im a go to pwaty tunight at mates house sat night just sit round smoking and drinking as per n chasing up the kids bastid son came home 5:30 am last week ffs! N had the ole bill round this week bout him lil fuck wit. So gotta play parental controller.

Ha haaa! You've got a bad lad there. Awesome

Remind me of that public information film back in the 70's

"Do you know where your son's going tonight?"

perhaps you should take him under your wing kinners..

I told you, he's too bloody old!

What's for lunch?

I'm having a bloody salad. It's shit...

Friday: dinner with the missus, followed by a futile attempt to take her up the wrong 'un

Saturday: Stag night #2. Barnet vs. Accrington Stanley during the day (no, really), followed by Brick Lane curry, pub and then cheap lap-dancing club

Sunday: Having a good hard think about what i've done

I once rented a house in Accrington. I was in a pickle and needed somewhere to live quite urgently.

I went there, saw it, hated it, rented it and 1 hour later cancelled it. I never did end up living in Accrington.

It's rank.

I intend to mingle around in the away end with a pint of milk

Arf!



"Ooooh er daay?"

"Exesssccchleee"

that's what you may intend to do, but seeing as you'll be chained bent over the railings, wearing a backless gimp suit i don't think you'll realise the pint of milk..










..unless it's fed to you in the form of an enema

This is all getting me wet

*cuts and pastes onto kinners leaving do itinerary..

As I said peoples....it's Monday 3rd November at the Pull & Pump

See you there!!

but you've already booked tickets for the lollipop halloween special ?

I'm guessing you haven't noticed I've been changing the date and venue every day dude?

You know, for laffs like...

s'ok, i'll be in kfc








..literally