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Hungry moths
Posted by: matt611
Date: October 03, 12:21PM
There appears to be some sort of office recruitment firm in my building somewhere that gets their candidates to fill in forms etc. in the lobby. This means that everytime I come in or out of the building there’s always a selection of cock-hungry secretarial blart sitting about, tarted up to the max and looking filthy.
Anyway, I just came back from getting a sarnie and noticed one of them had a particulary hungry moth
Just thought I’d share that
As you were
Anyway, I just came back from getting a sarnie and noticed one of them had a particulary hungry moth
Just thought I’d share that
As you were
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: U99
Date: October 03, 01:17PM
did you have an overwhelming urge to just fuck her in the face there and then..?
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: October 03, 02:28PM
Do you find yourself lounging around on the leather-effect seating, trying to catch a whiff of "nervous gusset" that might've been left on the warm fabric?
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: Kinell
Date: October 03, 02:38PM
I've just had this email twerk
'In the month of September we had received a query from your end'
OOOHH! MADAM!
'In the month of September we had received a query from your end'
OOOHH! MADAM!
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: October 03, 03:09PM
Have you been googling the phrase "hungry moth"??
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: doc
Date: October 06, 02:19PM
Can we stop all this tom foolery and horse play going on here today and get back to the matter of the day hard work and no socializing please thank you.................
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: Kinell
Date: October 06, 03:00PM
I can't afford to socialise today. The councils took my car away over the weekend for being an inch on a spazzer sport and I had to give them £140 else they would have squished it. So you see I cannot afford any kind of socialising at the moment. Also I am very busy eating my multipack of wotsits and have very greasy orangey fingers, which make it hard to ttpye
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: October 06, 03:03PM
It wouldn't have been such a large fine, had you not rammed the bloke in the wheelchair as you backed into the space.
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: sickboy
Date: October 06, 03:15PM
Quote:The councils took my car away over the weekend for being an inch on a spazzer sport and I had to give them £140 else they would have squished it.
You should have told them you're fucking off to the arab lands and, therefore, you don't give a flying fuck what they do with it.
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: October 06, 03:53PM
Yeah, but since it's only worth £130, you're still £10 down on the whole deal.
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: sickboy
Date: October 06, 03:59PM
Quote:I'm selling it aint I?
Should have fobbed them off so they didn't crush it then, when you sell it, knock £140 off the price and present the new owner with the documents and the parking ticket.
Sorted!
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: Kinell
Date: October 07, 11:12AM
I'm selling it to a friend who actually happens to be a Nigerian princess. True dat. Now I can't exactly rip off royalty now can I?
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: October 07, 11:15AM
Right. And has she offered you a share of her $1 trillion fortune if only you'd help her, by giving her a car from which she can escape the murderous uncle who killed her father but made it look like a bizarre shaving accident? Have you wired the appropriate funds to her highly esteemed banker (ungaboongabankofnigeria@yahoo.com) to enable her to fly out of the country and bring you the money?
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: sickboy
Date: October 07, 11:15AM
But if you knocked the cost of the fine off the asking price you're hardly ripping anyone off.
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: October 07, 11:17AM
He could wire her the money via Western Union, which would pay both the fine and the legal fees enabling the release of the dormant funds into his account.
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: Kinell
Date: October 07, 11:24AM
She hasn't got a pot to piss in and works for Amex!! 
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: sickboy
Date: October 07, 11:27AM
Quote:She hasn't got a pot to piss in
Hole in the floor jobbie is it? I hear that's quite common over there.
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: Kinell
Date: October 07, 11:29AM
True. I asked her about her country, but she can only say one thing in the Englishes. "Where am dat wateee mellon?"
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: U99
Date: October 07, 02:31PM
..very useful for a career in an amex call centre i'm sure..
Re: Hungry moths
Posted by: U99
Date: October 07, 03:23PM
admit it, you're their team leader and the real reason you're off to dubai is to research possible relocation of the call centre
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