If you ever see this, do NOT buy it. A branded vodka sold in over 100 cuntries I understand. However, it makes you feel like you've eaten a chunk out of the sun and washed it down with parazone

Steer well clear dudes!!

teh mis-spelling of arctic shopuld have sent alarum bells ringing you silly boy

I only red the pryce laybul

'Hic!'

Alright sausage monkeys .. I'm back !!

Whats been going on? Can someone "fill me in" ... Is Rick married off? Is Kinners in Dubai? Did that lanky black fella win the election ??

Rickertinks were supposed to be getting betrothalised 'sweek, but nobody has heard anything since the day before the nup nups

One can only assume and indeed hope they are honeymooning in a luxury villa on Antigua with easy beach access

I am yes up the doobies. It's funkin ace

wb sixus, good honeymoon?

Yeah, not bad … though a little too many romantic dinners on the beach and not enough anal ..

We did, however, indulge in some watersports

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teh mis-spelling of arctic shopuld have sent alarum bells ringing you silly boy

Knowing kinners he probably mistook it for some funny russian writing.

Some people moscow casting aspersions, questioning the validity of my grammatical ability. Giving not a thought that I may have kremlins in my spollcheck, or indeed a slight stalin in the speeds of my cumpyewter fastness

So I would ask only this. Don't go russian into conclusions. You may just find yourself commi-an unstuck

Gorbychops!!

Another clue is what it's made from. Vodka should be made from spuds, hence kinners addiction to spud juice.

And, as we all know, you don't get much wheat in the arctic.

I bet it's really made from polar bear piss.

nah, it'll be some illicit syphoning off from an ethanol plant out there among the dunes

97% water
2% ethanol
1% aromatics (filtered through arab jockstrap)

Hmmm, after further reading i see it is in fact artic which, as we all know, is short for articulated lorry.

Kinners you're drinking diesel!

Fret not though it'll put hairs on your chest which you can then cut off and stick on your head.



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Arf!


Speaking of Arf! [www.news.com.au]

At least he practised safe sex

ARF!

And for those who don't get the popbitch mailout...

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Dubai's once-pristine beaches might soon have a new feature: human poo.
Dubai has a waste treatment plant designed to cope with a town the size of Chipping Sodbury and has been overflowing for months. It’s become something of a tourist attraction to see the three-mile queue of orange faeces-laden "cess trucks" wait for their turn at the tiny desert sewage plant.

Bored truck drivers, fed up with queuing for 16 hours a day, have taken to dumping their excrement cocktails into Dubai’s storm drains, which lead directly to both public and private beaches.

Good news all round for the hotels, fake islands etc which seem to open every day.

..and i reckon kinners shit encrusted bell-end might just be the straw that breaks teh camels back, figuratively..

That has all stopped now


















Not the bit that 9'ers said o' course

so, you sorted a job out then, or are you still relying on passing trade from gentlemen?

If and when I get a job you will be the first to know. I'm currently spending every day soaking up this wonderous paradise, endulging in fresh sundrenched experiences, meeting great people and drinking copious measures of shit vodka. That leaves precious little time to be fagged to go job shopping

When the Amex severance cash dwindles I shall undoubtedly become motivated on some level. That should hit around the middle of next month

That's Christmas time, of course and nobody gets a job at Christmas time 'cept if you're an elf perhaps

I was shocked to discover all the shops in my local town have frekkin Christmas trees in them and selling Christmas lights and tinsel an shit

There's also a pub round the corner

Yes......a pub

Call this mussieland?

I think not