Hmmm bet this gets them looking, write a fucking message ya wasters......

Doc x



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Address ....????

Good time to come round ....????

just goes to show how detrimental the institution of marriage is, doc

Yeah c'mon you cunts. Highlight of my day is checking the previous day's ramblings.

I'm really really fucking ill

Got some seriously bad bug. If I drink a sip of water I get bad stomach pains and arsewee it out in 5 mins

I've been doing that for two days

I have shit myself no less than 4 times

..but three of them were part of teh bumsexxing






did you not attend the lavish $20m opening of that hideous hotel then?, no sparkling banter with kylie??

I don't know, all you lot in foreign climes are missing out on all the fun

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..but three of them were part of teh bumsexxing





did you not attend the lavish $20m opening of that hideous hotel then?, no sparkling banter with kylie??

No I never. Everyone else did. Fireworks bore me and so does Kylie....

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Fireworks bore me

Rockets for butt plugs? Whatever next?

I feel sorry for Kylie. Everytime she goes to hospital less of her comes back.

( c ) Some other guy.


But seriously kinners, tell us what's gone on since you've gone there, ie:

1st impressions

Where do you live? Whats it like?

What's the nightlife like?

Have you scored a job?

And finally, why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?





Cos they're full of Arab Seamen.

And well done doc. You started this thread via your 'ruse' then fucked off. Nice one.

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If I drink a sip of water I get bad stomach pains and arsewee it out in 5 mins

There's your answer, right there. You can't drink the foreign waters, they'll kill you with amoebic dysentery.

Is he dead? Been a whilse since posting...

Could be. His immune system is already shot.

There's your answer, right there. You can't drink the foreign waters, they'll kill you with amoebic dysentery. !!11oneone

Nah, he is still alive, but really ill. he is drinking water that has been filtered.
we all drink the same water that gets delivered from a trustworthy source.
although i have never visited the factory where its produced... hmmm

either way, we would all fall ill in the house. must be something to do with "bad aids" he brought over with him.

im seeing him tonight so will pass all your words of support to him !
he is laid up in bed and cant move without shitting himself.
you will be pleased to here is is finally getting better after nearly a week of dysentery.

could it be the ARTIC VODKA from a previous thread?

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you will be pleased to here is is finally getting better after nearly a week of dysentery.

Though I probably would have been on my feet sooner with just a couple of days worth of Dallas

*Honk Honk*

"he is laid up in bed and cant move without shitting himself."

Post of the week!

Ready lubed up?

Makes ya walk faster too......

I was really ill in bangcock once just slept slumpt over the bog n had Armitage Shanks imprinted on my forehead after that holiday. Was squirting both end for days

Ahh, here's the culprit [www.timesonline.co.uk]

Trouble in paradise!

Speaking of which, this happened in the next street from where I live [www.news.com.au]

It's a mixed up world we live in...

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..of no fixed address, raped the girl - who later died - three times before raping her boyfriend twice. He also allegedly committed an obscene oral act on the boyfriend

..ain't no party like an s club party