I hear the landlords of the Bull in teh 'low have done a bunk after hitting licensing problems and, allegedly, bedding a load of married men in teh 'low.

Is her ladyship aware of your second job?

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!11


































..can i have the anusol after you've finished with it please?

morning cunts, just checking that there's a faint pulse






so, sixus, onety, where's teh weddings photoz??

The "official" ones still aren't done yet, but here's a random party shot for you...

Nezzz up muva brown ?

Birdy Song?

Proppa dad dancin

*applauds 6'ers bravery*



I'm hardly in any of my wedding pics due to spending half the reception in my hotel room getting off my tits and watching the footie.

Aint that what it's all about?

Start as you mean to go on

So 6'ers. Now you're a happily married man, has the missus ditched the agent provocateur thongs for tatty primark baggies?

sitrep then kinners..

no. of expats shagged

no. of arabs shagged

wotcha doing for xmas?

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sickboy
So 6'ers. Now you're a happily married man, has the missus ditched the agent provocateur thongs for tatty primark baggies?

she's wearing his undies now..??



..as well as the trousers

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wotcha doing for xmas?

Kinners doesn't do 'xmas' now. It's all about Eid.

oh, thanks for that

Oooh, get you wunners, with your arabianical knowledgeness. No, strangely, Christmas is a widely celebrated thing here. Quite depressing, as I was hoping to avoid at least one Xmas in my life.

Goin to a big posh hotel on Xmas day with a mate's mate's family. I expect it to be fairly tedious, but it's an all you can eat and drink affair, so I'll just do the usual. Eat fuck all and get cunted

Off to Oman camping tomorrow and apparently we will see dolphins

I haven't shagged anyone yet, no. Have I to let you know when I do then Stretch?

Incidently, It's absolutely pissing it down with rain this evening. Weird. Only happens a couple of times a year. So happens my fuckin washing is out tonight too.

Has anything interesting happen down the Engerlands of late?

It's frezzing in the UK...
















..So I hear. Mwah ha ha!

You back, ya must be fucking mad, tis shyte here .... fucking bollox freezing tatus fucking potatus in-it.

So whos got snow?

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So whos got snow?

Bright sunshine here mate.

teh sun is shining in sluff, always bloody shining



and i'm disappointed kinell, i'd have thought you'd have got a flight booked for your ma, i can just imagine her being stopped at customs, suitcase bulging with half thawed turkey, brussel sprouts, poppers and the fist of fury

What a delicious visual

I'll have you know, me ma is coming out in the new year. She's far too busy to be wasting precious Christmas festival time in Muzzieland

Would you have this?.....it was pissing it's tits down with rain again today and we cannot go on our camping trip to Oman and see the dolphins etc

It hasn't rained up the deserts since February and it's done so twice since I've been here

Anybollock, is it just me, or have we all just spent the day talking about the bloody weather?

Suggested fresh matter for the moz

1) The 'Fraggledongle' Thread (Plans For The Day, Evening And Weekend Ahead)

2) The 'Latest Sexy Dead Schoolgirl' Thread (Can Be Just Missing,Or In Intensive Care)

3) The 'BL Reviews' Thread (Of Latest 'Albums' By The Killers & Guns UN Roses)

4) The 'Would You Rather Fuck A Stunningly Attractive 18 Year Old Model Who Died 5 Minutes Ago, Or Her 78 Year Old Living Great Grandmother?' Thread

5) The 'Was There Any Point In Question 4, Giving That We All Know The Answer?' Thread

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Would you have this?.....it was pissing it's tits down with rain again today and we cannot go on our camping trip to Oman and see the dolphins etc

Kinners, i hate to say it but ever since you fucked off the weather in this country has been fanny-fucking-tache-stick.

When the bible said something about 40 days of rain was gods way of telling us there's too many gays i think they might have been on to something.

you're onto something sickers, the bad weather follows the bad gayes


he'll be suffering a plague of locusts next

Are we seriously gonna get into a battle of the climates guys?

I've been wearin shorts and t-shirts every day for the last 4 weeks and spent around 6 hours during that time watching the rainfall on my patio only to see it evaporate by the scorching 30 degree sunshine, as if it had never happened

Either bad weather doesn't follow the gayes, or I am of the gash lapping persuasion?

What say you?

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he'll be suffering a plague of locusts next

And a gay plague of locusts at that.

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The 'Would You Rather Fuck A Stunningly Attractive 18 Year Old Model Who Died 5 Minutes Ago, Or Her 78 Year Old Living Great Grandmother?' Thread

I'd fuck the model, while her granny flicked herself raw in the corner.

locusts singing show tunes?



i'd pay to see that