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sleeping for a fortnight, oh my, oh my..






















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The things you cou...zzzzzzzzz.....

*restocks on rohypnol


*wonders if billie piper does a narcolepsy episode in 'diaries'

Don't you hate it when the local news on tv nicks news from the main news, just because there's a minor connection to the region?

Like there's been a plane crash in Zimbabwe killing 240 people, one person among the dead once had a telephone conversation with someone at Southern Water, based in Hampshire.

Get your own fucking news you thieving cunts

the kid's schools are all having charity cake bakes for haiti today, you should've seen the bingo-winged mums elbowing kids out of the way to get to cake!


wouldn't it have been more productive to actually send all that flour, sugar and eggs over to the haitians to bake their own cakes?


..that's if teh lazy buggers could be arsed to drag themselves out from under buildings, the workshy soap dodgers

Exactly. They wouldn't even know how, even if they could be arsed. Have you ever eaten carribean food? It's total dogshit.

If a person of black origin ever offers you food my advice is to distact them by throwing them some fried chicken and run for your life.

I want some cake now...

I hear that the country is to be rebuilt and rebranded to attract outside investment.

Henceforth, it is to be known as h8-E

I have also just heard following the school cake making that Mr Kipling has agreed to bake and sell limited edition rock cakes with all the proceeds going to the desperate darkies in Haiti and is going to be hilariously calling them "Earth Quacakes"

Hurrah.

that could cause a rift..

Alright luv, 1 blink if you want me to carry on, 2 blinks if you want it up the wrong 'un

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