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New to town!
Posted by: tallchris
Date: July 26, 06:53PM
Evening team!
Moving to the area as i have a job in Newhaven, and have been told that it is near Brighton so i thought i'd come and say hi!
Is it any good like?
By the Sea, innit?!
Chris
Moving to the area as i have a job in Newhaven, and have been told that it is near Brighton so i thought i'd come and say hi!
Is it any good like?
By the Sea, innit?!
Chris
Re: New to town!
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: July 27, 09:34AM
I can't see the word Newhaven without my mind inserting the letters lys in the middle, turning it into Newlyshaven.
Hello, and welcome. Where are you moving from? Are you going to live in Newhaven? Married? Single? Gay? Necrophiliac? Children? (I mean do you have any, not do you want to fuck them).
Hello, and welcome. Where are you moving from? Are you going to live in Newhaven? Married? Single? Gay? Necrophiliac? Children? (I mean do you have any, not do you want to fuck them).
Re: New to town!
Posted by: ______
Date: July 27, 09:39AM
Hey Chris, I'm the tall guy here. Don't go trying to steal my thunder! 
Re: New to town!
Posted by: Kinell
Date: July 27, 10:38AM
I'm 6.5", which means I am tall too Having said that, neither of us are called Chris, so he's perfectly entitled to call himself 'Tallchris'. It's not like he called himself 'Tall Underscore' is it?
Fuck sake.
Welcome to nearly Brighton Chris. I'm afraid Newhaven is neither new, nor a haven of any kind. It is ruddy well rank.
Fuck sake.
Welcome to nearly Brighton Chris. I'm afraid Newhaven is neither new, nor a haven of any kind. It is ruddy well rank.
Re: New to town!
Posted by: U99
Date: July 27, 11:13AM
welcome tallchris,
i don't live, work or have anything to do with brighton
but that doesn't stop me be an annoying cunt
i don't live, work or have anything to do with brighton
but that doesn't stop me be an annoying cunt
Re: New to town!
Posted by: U99
Date: July 27, 11:30AM
he ain't 6'5", not never
*cue strawberry blond defence
*cue strawberry blond defence
Re: New to town!
Posted by: U99
Date: July 27, 11:44AM
anyway, where's tallchris?
prolly only reads this after supper, not exactly interactive
prolly only reads this after supper, not exactly interactive
Re: New to town!
Posted by: Kinell
Date: July 27, 11:46AM
He's prolly at work on the big boat that goes from Newhaven to the French Frances and back every day. He won't get home till about 11 tonight and after he takes his apron and hat off he will doubtless log on and read all the messages from his new chums.
Re: New to town!
Posted by: ______
Date: July 27, 11:57AM
Arf!
Although I disagree, I reckon he plays the keyboard in the Bar of the Ferry, probably called something like 'The Normandy Lounge' - Where he regales day trippers with Synth versions of such hits as 'Do you know the way to San Jose' 'Living on a prayer' and 'La Bamba'
Although I disagree, I reckon he plays the keyboard in the Bar of the Ferry, probably called something like 'The Normandy Lounge' - Where he regales day trippers with Synth versions of such hits as 'Do you know the way to San Jose' 'Living on a prayer' and 'La Bamba'
Re: New to town!
Posted by: U99
Date: July 27, 12:11PM
..and has a wipe downable clear pvc cover on the keys, for those inevitable 'spew on the pianist moments' during a rough crossing
chris, are your ears burning?
chris, are your ears burning?
Re: New to town!
Posted by: Kinell
Date: July 27, 12:30PM
"Ok everyone, grab a glass of Captain's Cocktail, as Chris will be playing Rod Stewart's classic We Are Sailing", followed by all the hits from Bryan Ferry and Katrina and The Waves, finishing up with "Rock The Boat"
Let's PARTY!
Let's PARTY!
Re: New to town!
Posted by: tallchris
Date: July 27, 05:34PM
Evening team!
As it happens i have been to sunny birmingham to see a Steve McCurry Retrospective, as i am a right classy fucker.
I'm a chap, 35, straight, no kids, (I don't have any, nor do i want to fuck them, although i wouldnt turn down a midget/dwarf) and am not a musician in any way, except for tinkering on my old guitar....
Am moving from Shrewsbury and work as an electrician on a new something-or-other at newhaven. Something to do with recycling i think. Not sure where i'll be staying yet- the bossman will be sorting all that out but i reckon it'll be a cosy flat somewhere.... Groovy!
Is newhaven really that rank? whats up with it....?
Tallestchris.... (Paltry 6'2'')
As it happens i have been to sunny birmingham to see a Steve McCurry Retrospective, as i am a right classy fucker.
I'm a chap, 35, straight, no kids, (I don't have any, nor do i want to fuck them, although i wouldnt turn down a midget/dwarf) and am not a musician in any way, except for tinkering on my old guitar....
Am moving from Shrewsbury and work as an electrician on a new something-or-other at newhaven. Something to do with recycling i think. Not sure where i'll be staying yet- the bossman will be sorting all that out but i reckon it'll be a cosy flat somewhere.... Groovy!
Is newhaven really that rank? whats up with it....?
Tallestchris.... (Paltry 6'2'')
Re: New to town!
Posted by: U99
Date: July 27, 07:03PM
tall?!
how fucking dare you, you halfling!
love,
stretch
(6'21/2")
how fucking dare you, you halfling!
love,
stretch
(6'21/2")
Re: New to town!
Posted by: tallchris
Date: July 27, 07:26PM
To be honest, i didn't give much consideration to conducting a height questionnaire so as not to offend, but now i know how touchy you all are in Brighton about such things.
Now this is exactly the sort of feedback i need to slot right in.
Rule Number One.... No fanciful claims about my height. (If i should start a bar fight somewhere, i would hope it is over a subject with much more gravitas)
Is it too late to change my screen name?
Am considering.... Slightlytallerthanaveragechrisbutthatsnottosneeratyourheightwhateveritmaybeeithertallerorshorteryourheightisfineireallydontwanttofalloutaboutit.
Now this is exactly the sort of feedback i need to slot right in.
Rule Number One.... No fanciful claims about my height. (If i should start a bar fight somewhere, i would hope it is over a subject with much more gravitas)
Is it too late to change my screen name?
Am considering.... Slightlytallerthanaveragechrisbutthatsnottosneeratyourheightwhateveritmaybeeithertallerorshorteryourheightisfineireallydontwanttofalloutaboutit.
Re: New to town!
Posted by: U99
Date: July 27, 07:49PM
rule number two: stick resolutely to your statements, no matter how incorrect and ludicrous they are; any back pedalling is a sign of weakness and will be punished by the dark destroyer...and you don't want to meet kat down a dark alley..
Re: New to town!
Posted by: tallchris
Date: July 27, 07:53PM
As a gemini, i retain the right to have two completely opposing views and to believe in them both with every inch of my being.....
So hey! whats wrong with newhaven?!!!!
So hey! whats wrong with newhaven?!!!!
Re: New to town!
Posted by: tallchris
Date: July 28, 07:14AM
Large new building projects always attract objections from the nimbys....
I worked on a specialist cancer unit a couple of years ago in the grounds of a hospital and the locals were up in arms about it.
shameless bastards.
I worked on a specialist cancer unit a couple of years ago in the grounds of a hospital and the locals were up in arms about it.
shameless bastards.
Re: New to town!
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: July 28, 09:31AM
Yeah, but you were building a unit that gives cancer to kids. You sick bastard.
Anyway, incinerators are a good thing* and anyone who says otherwise is scientifically illiterate and lacks common sense.
So... welcome to Newhaven!
*sniggers*
Don't worry, it's easy to get to Brighton if you want to meet people without webbed toes.
* provided they're not run but evil money-grabbing bastards who'd fumigate the surroundings in toxic gas to save a tenner. Oh...
Anyway, incinerators are a good thing* and anyone who says otherwise is scientifically illiterate and lacks common sense.
So... welcome to Newhaven!
*sniggers*
Don't worry, it's easy to get to Brighton if you want to meet people without webbed toes.
* provided they're not run but evil money-grabbing bastards who'd fumigate the surroundings in toxic gas to save a tenner. Oh...
Re: New to town!
Posted by: tallchris
Date: July 28, 09:43AM
I know sir!
To be honest, i know NOTHING about this project whatsoever- nor do i care that much, but anybody who thinks that a landfill alternative on the site of an old abbatoir is a worth complaining about really needs to get a hobby of some sort. Photography perhaps, or maybe watercolour painting...
I read in that link that some people were too late to lodge their complaints but were told that "we will still receive objections after that date" (And laugh as we wipe our arses with them!)
happy days! Can't wait.....
I rock up August the 8th
To be honest, i know NOTHING about this project whatsoever- nor do i care that much, but anybody who thinks that a landfill alternative on the site of an old abbatoir is a worth complaining about really needs to get a hobby of some sort. Photography perhaps, or maybe watercolour painting...
I read in that link that some people were too late to lodge their complaints but were told that "we will still receive objections after that date" (And laugh as we wipe our arses with them!)
happy days! Can't wait.....
I rock up August the 8th
Re: New to town!
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: July 28, 10:16AM
Now I would buy a watercolour study of the picturesque new incinerator, with the driving rain over Newhaven Harbour in the background
Re: New to town!
Posted by: Kinell
Date: July 28, 10:21AM
Mmm, dwarfsex.
I'm very disappointed you're not a piano player on Transmanche Ferries, but hey ho, I have a bathroom light that needs fitting, so perhaps we can both harmonise to Jane McDonald's 'Cruisealongachristmas'
whilst you re-wire for me?
No?
Ok.
I'm very disappointed you're not a piano player on Transmanche Ferries, but hey ho, I have a bathroom light that needs fitting, so perhaps we can both harmonise to Jane McDonald's 'Cruisealongachristmas'
whilst you re-wire for me?
No?
Ok.
Re: New to town!
Posted by: tallchris
Date: July 28, 10:30AM
My fault....
I should have mentioned straight away that i wasnt a piano player on Transmanche Ferries... obviously that is the natural assumption that anybody would make for anybody moving to the area.
I do apologise for the confusion my sheer stupidity has caused and for the disappoint to you all
(Not making a very good impression am i?!)
I feel really stupid now....
I should have mentioned straight away that i wasnt a piano player on Transmanche Ferries... obviously that is the natural assumption that anybody would make for anybody moving to the area.
I do apologise for the confusion my sheer stupidity has caused and for the disappoint to you all
(Not making a very good impression am i?!)
I feel really stupid now....
Re: New to town!
Posted by: !!11oneone
Date: July 28, 10:39AM
Do you play the piano? Perhaps you could get an evening job?
Re: New to town!
Posted by: tallchris
Date: July 28, 10:41AM
As previously mentioned... I don't play the piano.
But i'll be looking for part time work also as i will have weekends free and get really bored really easily!
But i'll be looking for part time work also as i will have weekends free and get really bored really easily!
Re: New to town!
Posted by: tallchris
Date: July 28, 11:07AM
Bit random.... but yeah!
That'll do nicely!
That'll do nicely!
Re: New to town!
Posted by: ______
Date: July 28, 11:33AM
[www.brightonlife.com]
Yak!
And Chris, re: Weekend work, take that that wiring job for kinners, you'll feel in now way uncomfortable as he eyes up your toolbelt.
Yak!
And Chris, re: Weekend work, take that that wiring job for kinners, you'll feel in now way uncomfortable as he eyes up your toolbelt.
Re: New to town!
Posted by: Kinell
Date: July 28, 12:54PM
Quote:tallchris
As previously mentioned... I don't play the piano.
But I'll be looking for part time work also as i will have weekends free and get really bored really easily!
If you get bored really easily why not look for ladies to court rather than get a part-time job?
Most men in their spare time court ladies and fuck them and watch football on the telly whilst sipping lager etc.
Do you not do the same?
I would recommend trying that before taking on more work because of getting bored.
Re: New to town!
Posted by: ______
Date: July 28, 01:18PM
Read between the lines Kinners, it's you he wants.
Re: New to town!
Posted by: sickboy
Date: July 29, 02:14PM
Quote:Am moving from Shrewsbury
Oh christ, another interloper.
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