Vavavavoom Xxxmas Party!
Published 1st Nov 2002 by Stella Keen

Thursday 5th December from 6:30 - 12 Stella Starr presents the VAVAVAVOOM! XXXmas Party!

CARRY ON HENRY Tudor Romp! We have a very Special XXXmas treat for you! A Feast of Revelry acted out at the only venue possible for such an occasion - the wonderful Tudor style King and Queen Pub! We are taking over the whole venue for the evening (please note early start) for a cornucopia of double entendres, with much ravishing and wenching and quaffing of ale! On arrival, guests will be greeted with a free glass of Mead or Mulled Wine served by our very own Busty Wenches. Upstairs there will be a delicious buffet fit for a King or Queen (meat + veggie), + in the courtyard a sizzling Barbeque to warm your cockles! Hearty thigh and bum slaps all round, methinks! A-rogering we will go! Hey nonny nonny...

8.30pm ~ Burlesque Cabaret hosted by our Master of Ceremonies, Fezman Bob E. Gold featuring:
? Ye Olde Dimestore Jive Revue, our magnificently fashioned big band featuring singers: Lord Rockingham - Mark Stollar, Crooner with a codpiece - Rollicking Rory Cameron & Torch Singer - the Most Lusty Busty Stella Starr! ?
? Illusionist Extraordinaire - The Great Velcro?s amazing conjuring tricks! ?
? A New Performance specially written for this evening by the very talented Mistress Joanna Neary! ?
+ all the fun of the Fayre: throughout the evening in the venue and courtyard there will be various tricks and fancies performed by the Vavavavoom Buxom Beauties, Potty the Pirate, The Dancing Bear, Fire Eaters, Stiltwalkers & Acrobats, the ever faithful Pantomime Horse + a sword fight scene staged by the Stunt Action Specialists!
+ the Very Regal Lady Laverne as Elizabeth 1 gazes down from her throne & dares you to look under her skirts!... ?
+ on the decks, Vavavavoom (& House of Bamboo) DJ, Odee Spodee, the Earl of Jook + Special Guest DJ (TBA) bring you the best in Swing/Rock 'n' Roll/Blues, Mambo/Latino, and Trash Exotica!

The usual Vavavavoom excess is encouraged, of course, in a right royal knees up! HEAVING CLEAVAGES! ? Fabulous Prize for the Best Costume! ?
Dress Guide : Elizabethan costume - as opulent & authentic as possible to help set the scene - regal/bishops & cardinals/ whores & wenches/ jesters/ executioners/knights/komedia del arte actors/headless horsemen & ghosts etc!
Get there early as you won't want to miss a thing! (STRICTLY No Cameras.) ALL AGES & PERSUASIONS WELCOME. Everyone?s a star at VAVAVAVOOM!
At the King & Queen Tavern, Marlborough Place, Brighton.
Tickets in advance from Dome Box Office: ?20 in advance/25 on the door. Includes Sumptuous Meat/Veggie Buffet + Free Glass of Mead/Mulled Wine on arrival served by Busty Wenches!

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